The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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