I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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