Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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