I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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