Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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