This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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