Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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