I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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