their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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