you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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