I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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