your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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