Non-Jews are for practice
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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