Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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