These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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