I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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