Nicole vs. Life
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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