I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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