do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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