Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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what are you doing with your life
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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