I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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