I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
is wine microwaveable?
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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