this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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