I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Someone shit on the floor
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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