somebody snuck up and got me drunk
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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