you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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