If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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