there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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