Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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