if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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