I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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