Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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