I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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