It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
3 2 1 whiskey
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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