4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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