i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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