i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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