As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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