My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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