R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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