I need help removing her.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Come on in and take your pants off
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