I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake đź‘Ś
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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