I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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