i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
My balls are so social today.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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