he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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