You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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