After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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