My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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