Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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