all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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