why didn't you poke me back
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
he was CRYING into my vagina
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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