Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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