Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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